Monday, April 19, 2010


Interview with Armani Bruno Niccoli age 4
what is your favorite…
food: pizza (he’s eating it at the moment)
drink: sprite

“Mom, ask me what my favorite weapon is”

weapon: a sword usually
uncle: my favorite uncle is Stefano
aunt: Meg

friend: Isaac

cousin: Dash...thats a good one right!?!
game: hide and seek

color: blue

candy: hmmmm...lollipops (really?? out of all the candies? and not just a
sucker, but a lollipop…?)

day: summer

place: Pirate Island

vacation: California

why: ‘cause its the best place you could be

For your entertainment...or mostly mine, here are just a FEW of the things
this child says slash thinks up in his little brain.
While passing a horse pasture… “Oh! Look at all those PONIES! Mom I really REALLY want a pony!” lollipops, ponies, where did this boy come from?!?

After being on the toilet for 10 minutes, just like a real man, “ooooh, (crying voice) my feet are all tingly...waaaahhh!”


Basama, “Mom, it means like two things mixed together.” He makes up words and acts like I am dumb as a rock when I ask what something means.


Little piggies to Vincenzo
“This little piggy stayed home
this little piggy became dead

this little piggy became alive

and this little piggy had a sword”

interesting rendition...

“Mom, you’re my BEST angel mom!”
heart is melting, until...
“Mom, are you pregnant again. It sure looks like there is a baby in your tummy.”


Me: “What should we have for dinner?”

Armani: “We could have like rice and some ketchup and sauce.”
Me: “yum!!! great idea but maybe we will try that another night!!!”

“Mom do you feel like you have front legs and back legs?”

Me (frustrated) : “What am I going to do with you!?”

Armani (sly grin on his face): “You mean, what would you do without me???”


And for all of you who are still reading, this is the best one yet.


While crossing the street in Las Vegas, a car was coming up pretty fast. Armani stopped in the the road, turned to the car and YELLED “What do we look like? Some kind of target!!!”



Happy birthday my little man! I love you a million!

6 comments:

Chelsea Anne said...

the front and back legs comment was my favorite. Thanks for the giggles.

McGuire's said...

So funny, loved reading that. Can you believe your baby is 4??

Kim said...

Oh I am laughing so hard. Seriously? Where does he come up with these things? What a fun and cute little guy to hang out with all day. Maybe I'll try his rendition of "this little piggy" with Benton!

Megano said...

Oh I Love it!!! I'm proud that we made the favorite aunt and uncle list for the 2nd time! HOLLA:)

Armani... what do we look like some kind of target. GENIUS! Love him!

Traci said...

I love it! Great job on catching those phrases forever! Front legs, back legs, target....that guy is brilliant!

Carrie & Patrick said...

can you guys please come visit us. we love armani and need to meet enzo!